October 2012
20 posts
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
I suppose.
Some of my friends can, too.
Your friends can fly? Here was me thinking I was unique.
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
Oh. I can speed up the process of death.
Much more boring.
What? That’s not boring. That’s so cool.
I can fly.
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
…Read over six hundred words per minute, if that counts as something I can do?
Okay no, I meant what’s your ability?
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
Julius.
Charmed.
So what can you do, Julius?
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
I suppose.
I’m Sarah. What’s your name?
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
If that is how you perceive me, sure.
So you’re just really indifferent, huh?
I give up.
julius-voltaire:
I’m a lovely person, what are you talking about?
Are you kidding me? You exude grumpy.
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
You’re far too happy. What is your problem?
I am not too happy. I’m just nicer than you.
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
I’d prefer to keep it that way…
Oooh, rude.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to know me?
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
That’s fine.
I don’t know you, but I know you’re not a quitter, buddy.
I bet we could find it.
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
I’ve given up.
That’s what quitters say.
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
No.I have yet to find it and I’ve been at it for over a month.
It has to be an old wise tale.
Then what are you standing around for? Let’s go find it!
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I give up.
julius-voltaire:
This graveyard doesn’t exist.
There’s a graveyard? How did I not know about this?
My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
earlene-darcy:
I am right though.
Cancer. I have a tumour. In my head. I’ll probably kick the bucked sometime in December.
Of course you are.
Oh… you… oh.
My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
earlene-darcy:
Well, I do whine about all the teenagers and their never ending problems..
Well, I had gone to a specialist.
That’s true, you do do that a lot.
What kind of a specialist?
My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
earlene-darcy:
Oh, lucky you! Is your post available?
Remember when I went MIA for a while?
Possibly. But I don’t want you to be sad because you’re not as good at it as I am.
I do indeed.
My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
earlene-darcy:
Job? I wish I had a job like that.
The doctors.
Yeah I’m pretty good at it. I’m expecting a promotion any day now.
The doctors? What are you talking about?
My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
earlene-darcy:
Oh, just it for a few more months would you? I’ll be gone by December.
I can whine all I want. It’s my job.
What makes you say that you’ll be gone?
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My room smells like cigarette smoke. Again.
I wonder how that came to be!
August 2012
23 posts
Fuck. How much did I miss, exactly?
earlene-darcy:
Ah. Return of the long lost roommate. Welcome back.
You certainly missed plenty.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Hardcore enough for ye?
I usually take my French toast with a punch to the face, but it’ll have to do.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Well here’s hopin’ ye like ma eggy bread too.
[takes a bite of the French toast] Hey! Not half bad.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Ye know wit? Ah like you. [Holds out plate.]
‘Course you do.
[takes plate from him] ‘Ye know wit ’ I like you too.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Bread dipped in egg then fried…hardcore through an’ through.
Make no mistake, my friend. There is no dish more hardcore than French toast.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Ah think ma french toast is ready. Ye want a bit?
Sure, why not. I hope your food is as hardcore as your technique.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
HE DIDNAE EVEN DIE!
Well then you’re off the hook!
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
It wis an accident! Ah jist went tae smack ‘im and then a hud a fucking gun for an arm and ah’d shot ‘im!
It’s no like ah just got a gun and thought ah’d shoot people!
No, I understand, really. These things happen. You don’t seem like the mass murdering type to me for some reason.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Did ye shoot someone when ye found out though?
… no. No I did not. But I’m assuming that was your natural response.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Bit of a shock aye…
Yeah I felt that way when I started floating mid-air five years ago…
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Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Aye…ah only found it out about two weeks back…but it’s pretty easy tae work…[Forearm morphs into gun.]
Gotta admit that’s pretty great.
Musta’ been a surprise for you, huh? Your arm turning into a gun outta nowhere like that.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Ah know a girl here who can walk oan air? But flying is different, aye?
Ah can turn ma arm intae a gun.
Yeah flying’s pretty different to walking on air. I’ve gotten used to it though, the grounds here are huge so I get to practice a lot.
Seriously? That’s so cool!
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Not funny, but that’s fucking cool man.
Meeting a girl that can fly is wan a them.
Ah right. Yeah it’s pretty cool. [floats a few inches off the ground]
I mean, people always want to fly so… I got lucky. What’s your ability?
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Holy fucking shit.
What’s so funny?
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Ah used tae always go to a caravan park wae ma family in Whitehave- Haud oan….you can fly?
I’ve always wanted to go camping, actually. Looks like a lot of fun.
Yeah. It’s my ability, I can fly… like Peter Pan.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Nah no yet…this is as far Sooth ah’ve been. My mate went once though…showed me the photies…
Ye ever been tae Glesga?
It’s really not that great, everyone thinks it’s amazing ‘cause it’s the capitol and all but… meh.
Nah this is my first time being out of London actually… ironic seeing as I can fly.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Aye, ah’ve hud a few…problems.
Aw naw, London’s nae bad. London’s a big fucker ain’t it? Loadsa people.
It’s a rather huge fucker actually.
Have you ever been?
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
The wan an’ only Glesga!
An’ you?
Ah that explains it.
The one and only - and slightly less exciting - London!
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
Ahm no sae good wae the recipe shits…but wae a fryin’ pan ahm a fuckin’ wizard. [Lifts the frying pan so the slice of bread inside flips in the air and lands back in.]
I’m gonna pretend I understood that. [laughs] Where exactly are you from?
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
If yer gonnae cook, why no do it hardcore?
Fair point, well made.
Cooking like a mothafucka!
tommy-powpow:
That’s some… hardcore cooking you’ve got going on.
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I've been watching the Olympics...
memoriesdontalwayshurt:
AND they’re hot.
Damn right! They are so, ridiculously attractive. I’ve had a crush on Phelps for years.
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I've been watching the Olympics...
Shit those guys can swim.
July 2012
71 posts
The showers here are bitchin'!
That is some sweet ass water.
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Does everyone at this school smoke or something?
matthew-the-papyrokinetic:
Oh, I didn’t mean it like that!! No, erm.. A geek, I think. I love things like Doctor Who and comic books and things like that!
Oh! I never really saw Doctor Who. But I love superheroes and stuff. I really like Spider-man.
Does everyone at this school smoke or something?
knoxmachines:
that’s what they say. i didn’t know it was a mutation til a few years ago. i’ve always just built things. i’ve always seen how to build things. I was diagnosed with Asperger’s because of it.
That’s a bit silly. Assuming you have Asperger’s because you’re good at building stuff.
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Child's Play | | Sarah & Matthew
Sarah flew back to her room, mere inches from the ground as she sped around corners, often scaring students as they made their way around the building, knocking some people over as she went. Not that she cared. She really didn’t care much about other people, which sounded bad but it was true. All she really cared about was being able to fly. She stopped at her room and reached under the bed...
Does everyone at this school smoke or something?
earlene-darcy:
Really? Cool! I’m a bit of a nerd myself.
I don’t think being academic makes you a nerd.
Just means you’re smarter than most.
Does everyone at this school smoke or something?
knoxmachines:
oh I build lots of things. actually i can build anything. i can take anything apart too, not like destruction-wise, but actually take apart to be used again. right now i have about 100 different things i could be building in my head right now with all the things around me.
Is that your ability? Building things?
